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Name: GREEN-HAIRED ONE
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Gender: Male
Interests: April <3 Oh, and the Eayinn Region.
Expertise: Absolutely everything under the sun. Or above it. Or both.
Occupation: Jedi Master
Industry: The Force
Message: message me
AIM:  iFunnelCake
Member Since:
6/28/2005
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| Mel: This storm is getting stronger! I don't think I can hold the wheel! *struggling* Duplica: Well, do SOMETHING! *flail* Front door: *Knock knock knock* Drew: ...Is there someone at the door? Dplica: I'LL GET IT! *runs and flings the door open*  : I was hiding under your porch because I love you...
Duplica: ASDFGHJKL; TALKING PIKACHU! *Door slam* Drew: *Sitting in an easy chair with a book in his lap* So many memories.... *MEMORY FLASH*
(Memories: *Flash*) -April meeting Drew by the fence for the first journey, April and Drew's first kiss, April and Drew facing the Horror Sisters, Shelley Acorn makes an appearance, April and Drew and Marina and Jackson and Heidi and Wafflez (FIRST EVER EAYINN CREW) etc.- Drew: I'll do this adventure... for April... *shuts book* We will go see Professor Maple and start our journey, if it's the last thing we do! 
MEL'S TURN.
April drew that map a long time ago, not me. | | |
| Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a boy. Not just any boy, oh no. This boy had green hair and a ghey purple jacket and mismatching weird blueishy-green pants that gave one the impression he was actually colorblind. So he's going to get a new outfit later. This boy with green hair that is not just any boy is currently fifteen, (but is actually seventeen IRL,) and he has a sister. A younger one with flowing golden blonde hair that sparkles like the sun in July at the beach, with eyes bluer than the ocean on a clear day and skin a wonderful tan, probably, because saying she's pale as a brand-new sidewalk wouldn't be too flattering. One glorious morning, they awoke to a knock at their door. Well, the younger sister, called by name Melissa, or Mel for short, woke up. The boy, Drew, slept like a rock injected with a roofies hangover, (lol, good movie,) and therefore didn't wake up to the knocking. The beautiful Melissa glided down the stairs and ever-so-gracefully landed flat on her face, her bed head askew in a bird's nest mess. Upon opening the door, a girl with green hair and a bright red shirt stood before her, a smile of epic porportions plastered on her face. "Mel, wake your incredibly handsome brother, for there is adventure to be had! It's Adventure Time!" she cheered, pointing to the great outdoors. Mel blinked in response. "But it's the morning. And I haven't had breakfast. And Drew's asleep." "But I can show you the woooooorrrrrrld~" the friend, Duplica, began to sing, suddenly changing her clothes into those of a sultan that's actually a street rat who loves a princess. She threw her hands out and gestured to the clear blue skies and, as she sang, bunnies and deer and twittering birds began to gather around her. Because they totally have animals like that in the pokemon world. Mel blinked again. "Okay, I'll wake Drew, and he'll wear something more like  , while I wear something more along the lines of  or  while you can wear something like  , okay?" "Sounds dandy!" Duplica agreed. "You two meet me down here in twenty minutes, and then we can start OUR ADVENTURE!" MELISSA'S TURN. I like how I totally ran against all the other Eayinn openings we've had in the past. And gave us outfits. That don't actually have to be used. Duplica! You have cargo pants! | | |
| So I've been a member of this place for, like, five years now. And this is the deadest it's ever been. I mean, even the summer was moving at a snail's pace. I know a few of us remain to hold out until we get some spiffy internet prize or something, but I think, for the most part, the RP is officially dead.
*Intense Music*
I know, I know, it's a shocker. I mean, this place is older than how long I've been here. Like, I think it'd been going on for a few months or something since I joined. For all I know it could have been a year. But honestly, I'm pretty damn proud of how long we've been up here, and all the crap we've put up with. (Cough Kyo Professor Oak bots relationship drama spammers cough) I mean, could you find a more dedicated group of internet nerds who are willing to take that much time out of their lives to pretend they're a character from a show that died out in the nineties, and should have ended way long ago because it's kind of becoming slightly lame now but hasn't died yet? Pokemon became popular when I was in second grade, I believe. And I'm freaking seventeen now. Holy crap, nine years later, it's still going strong. (Wait, probably younger than second grade, because didn't they celebrate their 10th anniversary a few years back?)
However, even if this thing does or doesn't die, I'm still keeping it up. Like some creepy memento my kids will find one day and go "OMG DADDY WAS A TOTAL DORK" and then have no respect for me. Or something. Lulz. Plus, I mean, SO MANY MEMORIES! Who'd want to delete all of that? It'll only go when Xanga itself dies, I swear.
...You know you're going to comment, right? *Hint hint*
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| "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
Who lives in a pineapple in the RP?"
"D-R-E-W!"
"All spiffy and awesome and green-haired is he?!"
"D-R-E-W!"
"If nothing but nonsense is something ye wish!"
"D-R-E-W!"
"Drop by the RP and act like a fish!"
"D-R-E-W!"
(repeat)
...I was clever D:<
MELISSA HAS ONE TOO
Melissa was an average girl, that we thought we'd understand.
Derek, Sunset, Drew are always being bland.
Drew: (I'm bored...)
Outside there's gloom but in her room, it's fairly great, you see!
She's got this magic photoshop and a lollipop, since in re-al-ity
Sheeeeee iiiiiss~ ODD MELISSA, FAIRLY ODD MELISSA!
Derek: (She likes to floss!)
Sunset: (That's awesome sauce!)
ODD MELISSA, FAIRLY ODD MELISSA!
Cutie pie, butterfly, fat thigh, oh my!
Melissa: (Kikoman, frying pan, Superman, orange tan!
Rabbit fur, no dur, largUR, neverrrrrrr..)
ODD MELISSA, FAIRLY ODD MELISSA
She makes you wish you were a fish, since she's
FAIRLY ODD MELISSA!
Drew: (Yeah, right)
POOF! *Is a fish* Don't judge. I decided my sisterclone needed one too.
You know what? Go make your own theme song from a different TV show that isn't Spongebob or FOP and post it. I wanna see.
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| And then there was smoke.
Lots of it.
Melissa brought an arm up to her face and coughed into it. April brought a hand up to her face and coughed into it. Duplica brought her foot up to her face and coughed into it. Wafflez brought Duplica up to his face and coughed into it.
And then the smoke started to settle. In the wall which they had been facing stood a large, gaping hole, with the silhouette of a person in it, though the identity was unknown at the time. Their fists were planted on hips, and their chest was thrust out in arrogant importance as light spilled in over their shoulders. Somewhere, a fanfare sounded, and it sounded suspiciously like The Final Countdown.
Finally, the dust began to settle to a few whispy clouds around this person's ankles, and they flashed a dazzlingly white smile and raised both eyebrows suggestively, which suggested that they looked cool, and they knew it.
"Well, hey there, fellow Eayinn Travelers!" Clancy boomed in a voice that could shame a game show host. "Sorry about that wall there, but it was kind of in my way and such."
"Oh Clancy, mi amore!" called a girl running towards him with large yellow Pichu ears sticking out of the top of her head and a long cape flapping behind her. Clancy caught PM as she jumped into his arms, and then proceeded to launch himself into the air, flying away into the horizon like all heroic heroes do with their fair maiden at the end of every good superhero movie, except Iron Man, which was good, but had the worst extra scene after the ending credits with Samuel L. Jackson, who served no purpose other than stupidity relief in Snakes on a Plane, which gave away the entire plot in the title, and was the lamest movie in the history of ever, and also in the future of forever. Probably even lamer than the movie they're going to make about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, which made me want to hit someone in the face with a garden hose, because it was the lamest idea I've ever seen, plus way too glittery.
But I digress.
So then the four aforementioned coughing people looked up into the sky at the receeding dot of Clancy and PM, and then proceeded to make a comment about how that was lame and what was the point of that.
And then around the corner of the exploded wall, THE GREEN-HAIRED ONE poked his head around, said hi, and they all made their way to the Pokemon Center for some snacks.
And that was the glorious return of Drew, and the cameo appearance of Clancy and PM. Huzzah and stuff.
ZE END.
AND SCHTUFF.
I got my webernetz back, and it's summer break for me. NO CHEMISTRY FOR TWO MONTHS, WOOOO! *Victory lap around the RP.*
Clancy: Probably my greatest return ever.
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